Yeah, this actually happened.  I immediately saved myself with a hearty 'just kidding!'

I was not kidding.

Just calm down, dude.

They say write what you know.

Hi! It's Japanties, from Reddit!  Just posting this to verify that it is truly me.  

Yes, this really and truly happened.  Kids are dumbasses . Or maybe it was just me.

No, I cannot buy more.

No, I do not have money to buy more. :(